Motherhood is full of surprises, and let's be honest—no one really has it all figured out. We recently asked our community of moms to share their greatest confessions, and the results were both relatable and hilarious!
From dealing with the "no more baby" blues to sneaking in TV time for a long shower, these stories remind us that every mom is just doing her best. Here's a look at some of the best submissions we received!
Winning submission:
"Dealing with the “no more babies” blues. One more won’t hurt, right? Lol" - Lauren
More Relatable Mom Confessions:
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"I lock myself in the bathroom sometimes for a minute of quiet." – @summer.fabrizi
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"Sometimes when baby girl has a really bad blowout, I throw out the whole outfit. I simply cannot be bothered to scrub the 'green apple splatter' in the sink. 🫠" – @holistically_blonde
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"My 9-month-old daughter only wants to be with me and does acrobatics to make sure she can see me when her dad has her. Honestly, I love it when I get home from work!" – @christian_garza1
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"My two kids look so much alike as babies that sometimes I can’t tell who is who when looking back at pictures. 😬" – @shanniahhagemeister
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"I used to want six kids; now that I have one, I'm not sure I want any more." – @macylove_
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"Everyone talks about postpartum depression and anxiety, but I never really understood postpartum rage until I turned into the Incredible Hulk over the diaper wipe lid being left open for the 10th time. 🤣 At least it’s not left open anymore lol." – @gabbynorthy
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"I cackle HARD when my daughter says 'dame it' (damn it)…. 😅" – @tifftrains
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"Everyone always tells me I need to get my exclusively contact napper baby used to sleeping alone, but I actually don’t want to because I love the snuggles and it’s the only time I actually get to (am forced to) rest. 🤷🏻♀️😂" – @yoana.kennedy
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"I sobbed tonight thinking about taking pacifiers away from my almost 2-year-old. 😭😭😭" – @raembusch
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"I let my 4-month-old watch Law and Order SVU because it’s the only show she’ll watch. 🤦🏼♀️ We tried all the kid shows, but Benson has her heart. 😂 Maybe she’ll grow up to be a lawyer." – @tiffany_binder
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"I am never letting go of my maternity clothes. They’re so much comfier!" – @krznlove
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"Dancing fruit if I need a second to make dinner. 😂" – @carly.dewitt
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"I get so touched out. My baby is so obsessed with me that she wants the boob all day and night, and I’m like, man oh man, I need a break." – @laura_najarr
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"My kids think 'that’s not fair' is a swear word." – @asheme40
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"My five-year-old still has a baby monitor in his room… and a doorbell that chimes in our room when his door opens for a pre-warning that he’s coming. 😂❤️❤️" – @krissy_xo
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"Exclusively breastfeeding and currently on baby bonding leave; I’ll sneak in a cocktail or two during date night. 🙃 Cheers moms, you all are doing great! 🍹" – @itssmarieeee
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"My 20-month-old prefers to contact nap and co-sleep (and by 'prefers,' I mean demands). I’m convinced I’ll die early due to severe sleep deprivation. 🥴" – @shellsbillings
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"I let my in-laws come over the day we came home from the hospital, and I regret it. It was so stressful." – @rebecca.delpriore
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"I am always so uncomfortable when my toddler sleeps with us (which isn’t often). I love snuggles, but man, do I wake up uncomfortable every time!" – @nevergrowupeverett
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"TV time so I can take a 'long' shower. 🤪😅" – @wholesomewayswithkay
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"One Halloween, we accidentally left our three-year-old outside by herself in the dark. I had to use the bathroom, the oldest two ran in, dad grabbed baby #4, and we both thought the other had #3. Poor baby! Thank God we live in rural America." – @gen_here0207
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"I struggled with terrible postpartum depression and anxiety after both of my kids’ births. I felt like I was alone and it took far too long to realize that I needed help. So thankful for running, therapy, an amazing spouse, and dear friends. I’m now committed to supporting new mamas because of my own experiences." – @corarattle
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"Two out of three of my kids went to stay at my parents' house for a few days, and I miss them terribly. They’ve only been gone for about two hours. It’s going to be a long week. 😢" – @mamabeareri
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"My almost 5-year-old told the 2-year-old to 'stop that shit,' and I didn’t get mad—I told her she at least used it the right way. 😂😆🤷🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️" – @mjones1114
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"Firm believer in the power of car seat snacks (found puffs or otherwise). 😂" – @juliervera
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"I lose my mind every now and again, and I'm not quiet about it. 😅😢" – @wittle.rivers.andreas
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"My 17-month-old still likes to contact nap, and I’m not complaining. 🤫 🥰" – @kristinld92
These confessions remind us that every mom’s journey is unique, filled with both challenges and laughter. It’s comforting to know that we’re all in this together, navigating the ups and downs of motherhood! Whether it’s finding humor in the chaos or leaning on our community for support, there’s no right or wrong way to be a mom—just your way.
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